Who doesn't need a laugh on a Monday? Here are a few favorite chuckles from some of us at the Rockville 8. We hope they make you smile!
Nichole Christoff
What do you call an alligator who is also a detective? An investigator!
Misha Crews
Why is the farmer a pillar of his community? Because he's always outstanding in his field.
Lisa McQuay
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino
Why couldn't the flower ride his bike? His petals fell off.
What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell
Keely Thrall
Let's makes like a shepherd and get the flock outta here.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idear.
What do you call a hot sheep? A wooly sweater.
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These are great!
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